Updated on 08/30/05

On this website, you can read about all things that are about Tweek, and the things that are sort of about Tweek, but not really, but they do have some things that bring you back to Tweek.

On here, you can find out about when sounds are being made, what kind of sounds, how they were made, where you can hear them, or maybe even SEE them, and other stuff too probably. Here's an email address. You don't have to use it though.

If you want to know what's happening with Tweek and stuff that is connected to Tweek, either a lot or a little, go to the READ THIS section of the website. That will tell you all the things that are happening with Tweek and everything else! Also, in the STUFF section, you can find (along with lots of cool links to cool stuff) Tweek's recommendations, which will be changing all the time, so keep checking!!!

Here's a list of my Top 10 CDs for the past week or weeks or month or so.....so? yeah, exactly. so what?:

1) Electric Wizard - We Live
2) Dalek - Absence
3) Paul Simon - Graceland
4) Zip Code Rapists - Live!!!
5) Ove Naxx - Bullets From Habikino City H*C*
6) Nile - Annihilation Of The Wicked
7) Devo - Duty Now For The Future
8) God - Anatomy Of Addiction
9) Pete Namlook - Air
10) M.I.A. - Arular

Remember websites? Remember the internet? Remember ebay? This is a living tribute.  

CANNOT STOP THE DAIQUIRI, DAIQUIRI IS FOUND IN ME! MIKE AND LEIGH! DA-KER-EE!

Shows? Hell yeah! Always. We're always up to something...

09/28 - Daiquiri + Neil Hamburger @ The Starlight, Waterloo ON

09/29 - Daiquiri + Neil Hamburger @ Casbah, Hamilton ON

10/01 - Daiquiri + Neil Hamburger @ Maverick's, Ottawa ON

Some of you may have noticed I haven't been playing at some of our recent shows. Well, there are a couple of reasons for that. One being that I'm goddamned busy. Another being fuck you. I'm hoping to Christ to make some of the upcoming NEIL HAMBURGER shows (other than Ottawa and Montreal, which will be no problem). I hear Mike's been holding it together pretty good on his own though. You couldn't quench that fire with dry ice. It's an unstoppable force of awesome.

BABIES MAKING BABIES IS NOW AVAILABLE!!!!!  

That's the name of the new Daiquiri CD, in case that wasn't clear. Anyways, it's finished, it's available, and it's awesome. Seriously. I listened to it last night. It's fucking rad. There's, like, samples from movies and keyboards and fake drums and everything. Amazing song titles too. If you live in Ottawa and would like to purchase one, the good people at Record Runner would be happy to help you. If you're looking for some kind of mailout type deal, just send me an email at nightruiner@gmail.com and we'll get you sorted out.

BOX OFFICE POISON - All gone, all gone. And good riddance, I might add. I listened to this thing recently and decided that it's a piece of shit. We're gonna start organizing public burnings for anyone who made the mistake of buying one in the first place. I'd also like to apologize for that. Sorry. Sorry about the snake oil. At the time.......I dunno, it just seemed right. Will the same thing happen with the unstoppable force of nature that is BABIES MAKING BABIES (available locally at Record Runner and internetally at nightruiner@gmail.com )???? Only TIME will tell!!! And common sense.

MYSPACE - You know it, you love it, you spend hours posing in front of your webcam for it. It finally occured to us - THIS SHIT IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS! So, we got us our own lil space on the grid. It's here.

BRONZE! WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

Currently doing a CD with Asder. So far, so good. No shows coming up. We did a pretty good one right before Christmas. At Dekcuf, where else? My amp got crushed and killed by the cruel hands of fate during soundcheck (Poopyhead's havin a look at it as i live and breathe), but we soldiered on cuz we're soldiers of metal, fought to the death. A dude who used to be in the band Porch sent us a message via Myspace as well. Now THAT'S a name worth dropping, even though i didn't even, really.

TWEEK-AN EPIPHANY


It's come to my recent attention that the reason I have been slowly but surely losing all of my earthly possessions over the years can all be attributed to time-travel. To explain: Every now and then, things of mine (CDs, books, movies, clothes, etc etc) will just disappear without any trace whatsoever. Inexplicably and completely randomly. It breaks my heart. For I cherish my belongings. They fill certain voids. It's fucking annoying. After much thought, I finally figured out what's been going on. Apperantly, what I've been doing is at some point in the future, I have been utilizing the eventual reality of time travel to go back and collect all of these possessions for safe-keeping. It's good to know that they're safe. Now all I have to do is wait until I actually carry out these acts, then I'll know where to look for them after I travel back in time and hide them. The only thing is that I'm not sure how much use I'll get out of my hooded Cobra Commander when I'm in my 60s.

There, to the left, is one SATISFIED customer. I mean, how much proof do you NEED?!?!?!? 

Here's how many people came to see Tweek!